Friday 27 March 2015

Mercedes F1 Driver Lewis Hamilton Just Betrayed His Employer and Bought a LaFerrari

The Mercedes Formula 1 driver just bought the fastest
Ferrari road car ever.

After winning the 2015 season opener in Australia, and taking pictures of a few unwitting tourists in Sydney, two-time Formula 1 World Champion, Lewis Hamilton went out and celebrated by purchasing a Ferrari LaFerrari.
Given that Ferrari’s F1 team is shaping up to be one of Mercedes’ toughest challengers this season, you might
think this would ruffle some German feathers, but apparently not.

So the new limited edition Ferrari joins his club of the Pagani Zonda 760 LH and a classic Ford Mustang, his breed of limited edition super cars.

Seems so bitchy, yet so cool.

Tim Cook is giving away all his money

Apple CEO Tim Cook is giving away all his earnings worth billions. The intensively private, recently revealed gay CEO who shuns the spotlight revealed this to Fortune magazine.
It's like lights reflecting from the diamond. Apple being the luxurious diamond.

The insta takedown

Facebook owned Instagram has a new update which lets you customise your photos easily.
So no need of downloading third party apps to edit your photos and/or make collages.

Friday 20 March 2015

The teen's car! The 2016 Chevy Malibu

General Motors is very concerned about teens these days, or concerned about wealthy parents who are concerned about their children, who knows...
The 2016 Chevy Malibu is all set to launch this fall and it's totally for immature adventurous drivers!
It has introduced a Teen Driver System technology, that lets parents monitor their kids and pendent them from doing unsafe things.
Some of the features inculcated in the car include:
• The radio stays on mute until the front safety belts are fastened!
• Parents can set the radio's maximum level to a lower value.
• Patents can decide what the maximum speed of the car will be! And when the maximum speed is exceeded, the driver is warned with a visual warning and am audio chime (LOL... Like the Fast and the Furious)
• In addition, the Teen Driver has traction control, front collision alert, front and rear parking assist, side blind zone alert, automatic light control and many more.

It's like a miniature Jarvis!

The autopilot car!

Someone gimme a the Tesla S! Awesome features, seedy looks, seductive colours available.
And mostly, the first car with an autopilot mode available.
#Batman_like_feeling

HTC is playing cards before hitting the M9s into the market

Yeah, HTC m9… well although our sounds like a bomber jet to be, I didn't find its features much impressive.

But the big news is that the company just announced that it's CEO from now will be Cher Wang, the till-today chairman and one of the confounders of HTC.

Seems like something big is being planned up post m9 release. Make sure it's impressive HTC!

Pretty sure the new lady CEO has something to impress us.

Nothing serious

Today in the quiz I forgot the fact that Bombay High's picture is now being printed on the backside of the new Inr1 notes.

Could I be anymore stupid?

Tuesday 17 March 2015

The stupid reason why this game is there in your computer

I don't know anyone who has used a computer, who hasn't worked on a Windows platform. And I'm sure even you don't.

And therefore, I hope you people know that there's a game Solitaire in your PC. Ever wondered in the era of NFS, COD and CS, why the hell is that game in your beautiful PC ?(no offense to solitaire lovers, but I think that game is better with cards in your hands.)

Well the Microsoft has your answer with a stupid reason.
The game solitaire was ACTUALLY inculcated in in your system to teach you DRAG AND DROP technique.

As stupid as that.

The one one one philanthropy!

Salesforce.com's model of philanthropy is a bit awesome.

They call it the 1/1/1 philanthropy. Now what's that? It's 1% profit, 1% product and 1% employee time for volunteering as a company policy.

Now that's called dedication. Pretty awesome... eh?

Phontendo : Your phone meets the Nintendo

Nintendo in association with DeNA is planning to launch its games in the Android and iOS market.

Although it's an awesome news for the gamers, still there are many reasons why you don't be picking up games like Legend of Zeda II and many other as such because your phone doesn't support its audio element, and playing an awesome game without Audio is like listening to porn on a radio.

Anyway, it's Nintendo, so I'm sure they must be working hard to troubleshooting this problem. Wait and watch.

Stay tuned

PS: Nothing in this world is called Phontendo. I just named it, looks cool.

Nothing serious.

So I was on a WhatsApp chat with one of my girl friends tonight, Swayang (ya I do get some time for chatting, although joblessness is not my thing). She was watching TV so she seemed petty distracted.

I was asking her about our algorithms assignment and she said she'll talk about it later (as in a "shut-up-I'm-watching-my-favorite-serial") and I was like, what the hell?

So I placed a trick and replied, "I'm not talking to you anymore"  and didn't reply her for about an hour, but made sure that I seem online to her.
In between that one hour, she had texted me scores of "why?", " what happened? "… "what did I do?", etc etc. And I was chilling playing God of War in my PSP.
Then I replied her a " Nothing "… which was true, but in the background, put deeper into the confusion. And she kept asking me more questions.

And finally after an hour when I explained her, she facepalmed.

So she ignored me for 1 minute, and thus uselessly thought(and worried) about me for an hour. And I? Well I'm still chilling, gonna resume the game after I finish typing this.

Moral: Brain is faster than bullets, umm.. and beauties too.

PS: don't try this with people prone to heart attack. :p

Bye bye Internet Explorer, we won't miss you :)

Finally the day came, The God of Web: Age of Spartan!

No I'm not talking about the God of War series, it's much bigger! The world's most irritating browser will now be succeeded by another browser by Microsoft, currently codenamed as Project Spartan.

After years of complaints and speculations regarding the Good-knows-why-it-still-exists browser, Microsoft had been trying hard to keep the image of the IE high (God knows why), and releasing it with each subsequent Microsoft Operating System.

But it seems the Windows 10 is all about being 10/10. As much as I have used it till date, it's a big apology for creating the Windows 8 (maybe that's why it was worth keeping distance from it by skipping the name Windows 9) and yesterday it announced that they will have a newer (and hopefully faster) internet browser.

Hopes high Microsoft, don't ruin it.
And Alpha Mike Foxtrot Internet Explorer: in other words, Adios MotherF****r, never come back.

The Booby Business.

This Woman Has Humongous Boobs And She Makes Money Squashing Men With Them

Every man has a taste, from gadgets to gin to girls, so now, people are paying for being squashed by a woman: and not just squashing, squashing with her breasts.

Kristy Love, from Atlanta, Georgia who once couldn't get a job in a spa because they taught she was too big, makes use of her body to raise her boob balance, I mean, bank balance!

On a serious note, life was not always easy... Kristy struggled with her insecurities about her body at first. Her strict Jehovah’s Witness upbringing, combined with her body shape, made life difficult. She was married to a Jehovah’s Witness for six years before divorcing, and had to dress as conservatively as possible, using high-necked and baggy clothes to hide her breasts. Her breasts made her back ache, and for a while she cursed them – but now she says she wouldn’t dream of reducing them.

Kristy’s weight has increased in the last two years, and she says business is booming as a result, although her doctor has said that she needs to slim down a little.

Of course her family is showing no support on this, and she received a lot of hate mail due to this business, but as a matter of fact, this is neither prostitution nor illegal as per any constitution.

Although not a preferable strategy, the biggest thing to learn from Kristy is that you should love your body, and remember that you are unique and special, no matter what.

Monday 16 March 2015

Apple just have a tight smack to Google.

Apple recently launched the Apple watch, and of course the new MacBook, which looks like a personal safety weapon in disguise (why? Well I'm sure it's edges are thin enough to scare people, given the fact that they made it thinner than my MacBook Air2k14)

The Moto 360 or any Android wear available on the market needs it to be connected to Bluetooth for full functionality.
Apple just came up with an innovative solution. They removed the requirement of a Bluetooth connection for Apple watch's full functionality, giving it the flexibility to connect with the watch with WiFi, given that both the devices are in the same WiFi connection.

So you have a reason to replace your android watch with the brand new Apple watch.

PS: DO NOT USE THE MACBOOK FOR THE PURPOSE GIVEN ABOVE, IT'LL BEND, BENDING DOWN YOUR ASSET VALUE GRAPH. Or if you're rich enough, MacBook as a replacement of taser or the paper spray sounds weirdly cool.

Nothing serious

Bum chicky chicky bum

Today I was listening to a song from the Indian movie HUM. It was like "Bum chicky chicky bum, ek dusre se karte he in pyar hum"

I was wondering whats that meant, and suddenly it struck to me what it should(but apparently and rather actually doesn't) mean, "There's a woman behind every man, and there's a bum behind every woman (chick)

Think different! Nothing serious, no offence.




This is what you're gonna do in the last 7 minutes of your life.

Ever wondered how it will be while dying? No I'm not talking about the pain, or the suffocation, or even the fear of dying.

I'm talking about the feeling about the things you did, things you love, things you're used to(even your own body) , going away!

Mr.God give you a last time may-be-slowmo time window to just remember them! And that in the earth time, is 7 minutes.

When a person dies, they have 7 minutes of brain activity left. It's the mind playing back the persons' memories in a
dream sequence.

I forgot my email password. Who cares?

Yahoo just launched a so called "password on demand" service, almost similar to the gmail's two step verification procedure.

Although I'm sure you guys must be knowing what's that, bit anyway, it's a cellphone integrated process in which the user will be sent a unique 4-digit code by Yahoo via text message. And instead of entering your regular password or your security question, that 4 digit code will do.

But what if your phone is lost? Well you can still retrieve your account and change the privacy settings.

So keep your phone safe, keep it charged, and keep it personal. Then you have the permission to forget your password.

Stay foolish, stay hungry.
Good step Yahoo

Sunday 15 March 2015

It was not just a transplantation, he created history, and well... Future too

World's first successful penis transplant surgery.

Africa seems to be the birthplace of innovative surgeries. After the world's first heart transplant back in 1967… the docs of Africa transplanted something yesterday which not only is necessary for living (like the heart) but also for making lives (and for making love too... Of course). They transplanted a penies in Cape Town. The patient is showing all the right symptoms and is now able to have children in the future.

Africa: spreading love, through medical innovations.

The Chinese doggy style

So the Chinese police is using geese instead of dogs for their more aggressiveness and intelligence.

Thus: it's not the size of the head, but the way you execute and utilise it matters.

Smack that thief with your beak geese, smack him hard.


And the Team India lifts the trophy!

Maybe this new won't be much highlighted, good knows why, just because it's a women's hockey team? Is that even a reason? But anyway...

Congratulations to Team India on winning the Women's World Hockey League Round 2 Final.
They beat Poland 3-1.

Drink the coffee, eat the cup.

The KFC has come up with a fun new dish. The scoffee!
Now what's scoffee? Well it's basically a magical bit of gastronomic engineering that uses a cookie shell (or, as the
Brits call it, a biscuit) and that is layered with sugar coating to give it a perfect look, like a cup. So you use this so called cup to drink the coffee and then instead of throwing the cup or disposing it or rather recycle it, you eat it up.

Save mother nature. Eat the cup.

The clean bum!

Hyundai has decided to stop writing "Hyundai" beside it's logo in its Indian models of cars. It has stated that it has established such a strong base in the Indian automobile market that it's logo is sufficient to detect it's Hyundai. You can mark it in further new Hyundai car models.

The cleaner bum!

The Indo-US bond 2015

No we're not talking politics now.
We're talking about Shannon and Seema who married just yesterday. The first Indian lesbian wedding.
As per the sources, they meet in a fitness center and feel in love. Feel in love at the first sight actually. The wedding was performed keeping in mind all the Indian traditions. But the cherry on the cake: although there's no kiss in Indian marriages, they found time to do that later.
Girls are always good at time management.
Happy wedding to both of them.

Who said gaming is worthless? Please show him this.

You see this guy? Rather a child...
Well lemme tell you something about him.
Something very recent...
Here we go...

Name: Sumail Hassan Syed
(Normal right?)

Country of residence: Pakistan
(Okay!)

Played in Dota 2 Asia Championship
(Cool!)

Won USD 1.2 million in the championship
(What the f**k)

Age: 15
(I don't want to live on this earth anymore)

P.S: You may not wish to check his Facebook profile.

A indian bride walked out of the wedding after the groom couldn't answer a simple question

Cases like these are some of the rare evidences that the girls don't just need a wealthy husband, but intelligent too.
Well apparently the girl in Uttar Pradesh state of India asked her almost-husband to solve 15+6 and the reply she got was 17. Well, the LOL factor: she left the ceremony for that sole reason.
Amen
As a matter of fact the groom was actually illiterate. So my dear fellas, either have back ups, or study, hard!

Saturday 14 March 2015

SignalFx launches

SignalFx launches. It's a cloud company by a Facebook employee(engineer) . He kept his startup super secret while working for Facebook for almost 2 years to ensure that he got the technologies right and within that 2 years it has raised around 28 million of funding just in stealth mode.